radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via then-i-saw-the-chicken)

1500hp:

i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am

(via pohtato)

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via kathyulater)

Had a feeling it was going to a baaad day I mean it was raining this morning that says it all

(Source: iraffiruse, via jamz2gud)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

image

(via cumber-bitches)

lilbijou:

moon—cunt:

prowlish:

superwolfboneswholockgiraffe:

spacemuffinz:

hawaiiansquirrel:

luanlegacy:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum

That’s exactly what a monday feels like

(via linggluu)

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via cumber-bitches)

olanrogers:

Paper.

(via cumber-bitches)

penguinrace:

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

You say this like you’ve been around for a long time. Are you 80? No!

'In all your time on this planet (which is incredibly short) you have never finished a pencil.'

This is a tumblr post which we don’t even use punctuation in do we really need to be this pedantic

(Source: netlfix)

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via cumber-bitches)